Gothic Top Ten

warning signs that you are becoming a Goth

10. You wear more make up than Tammy Faye Baker. 
9. Vampire novels and movies are classified as romance instead of horror. 
8. You have to drink lots of milk to make up for Vitamin D deficiency. 
7. You voted for Bob Dole for President because of his dark and mysterious 
   nature. 
6. You wish your parents were Anne Rice and Edgar Allen Poe. 
5. You've seen "Rocky Horror Picture Show" more times than days you've been 
   alive, but you don't know what the Hell this "Star Wars" movie people are 
   talking about is. 
4. You've never touched a live fish, yet fish nets are a staple part of your 
   existence.
3. You dislike Marilyn Manson because he is too well-adjusted and normal. 
2. You've called every pet store in town in search of a pet bat. 
1. Your nickname sounds like a character from an Ed Wood movie.