Has Satan Possessed your PC?

How to tell if Satan has possessed your computer.

• Your monitor spins 360 degrees
• You have 666 MB of RAM
• Even your four year-old doesn't know how to fix it
• It spits blood when you eject a floppy disk
• Your login ID has been changed to "Lucifer"
• There's a start menu in the bottom left of your screen
• You get a "General Protection Fault at GOODNESS.EXE" error message
• It prints out all your files backwards
• That exciting new program tempts you for 40 days and 40 nigts, but you still can't get it to work
• It tempts you with the Tree of Knowledge (the Internet), then damns you to an eternity of broken pipes, slow connections and IRQ conflicts
• Your home page is suddenly www.satan.com.
• Your possession experiences
• Your CD-Burner really burns your CD's
• Your soul has been auctioned on E-bay
• Your PC eats all your pictures replaces them with a collection of Dick Cheney pictures
• You need Priest to format your hard drive.
• All your  midi files are Tubular Bells.
• You discover a shortcut to "The Book of Shadows" on your desktop
• You go to check your e-mail and notice that it's got 666 messages and each one has a subject heading of I am Satan, please buy Vigra!
• Your recycle bin icon changes to a burning pit and whenever you empty it you hear an evil laugh.
• Instead of hearing "You've got mail!," You hear "Hail Satan, Lord of Darkness!"
• Your computer has an adverse reaction when splashed with holy water. Matt Tonkin
• The only way to get your computer to work correctly is human sacrifice