Are You Really Gothic

1. What is your favorite color?

1p: Black
3p. Really Black
5p: No, I mean REALLY Black!

2. How do you feel?

1p: Just perky
3p: Well, could be better
5p: I’m gonna kill myself!!

3. What do you wear?

1p: Jeans, stained T-shirt and cowboy boots
3p: Wear..? You mean clothes..? I dunno.
5p: Leather, lace and a pained expression.

4. Are you ever depressed?

1p: Me?! Hell no, after rain comes sunshine!
3p: Depressed..? Strange word. What does it mean?
5p: Let me ask you, instead. Are you ever breathing?

5. What would be your favorite pet?

1p: I have this stone, you see...
3p: I always wanted a pet snake.
5p: I ate him yesterday

6. What music do you like?

1p: And IIIIIIIIIIIIII... will always love YOUUUU!!
3p: Everything after 17th century is modern crap.
5p: Goth Rock, Death Rock, Shamrock and Bedrock

7. What is your highest dream?

1p: To become a member of Spice Girls
3p: To join a cannibal sect on Borneo
5p: Dreams? I have no dreams, only nightmares.

8. What is your favorite Movie?

1p: Sound of Music
3p: The Crow
5p: I made it myself, called "My Sister, a virgin Sacrifice"

9. How do you feel about the sun?

1p: Ooh, love it! How do you like my tan?!
3p: The sun? What about it? Does it care?
5p: One day I'll put that light out for good, you will see...

10. How often do you laugh?

1p: Oh, all the time! But I stop when they sedate me.
3p: Now and then. Have you heard the joke about the..
5p: Laugh?!! BLASPHEMER!!

11. What is the first you see on a date?

1p: Their butt
3p: Their eyes
5p: Their piercings

12. How would you define love?

1p: Ooh, when the heart sing and the world go all pink
3p: I think it involves a lot of sweat
5p: To despise someone a little less

13. What time do you go to bed?

1p: When I feel wild, around 9.30PM.
3p: I have a comp, right? Never before 3AM
5p: Bed..? You sleep in a bed..?

14. What do you hate the most?

1p: People that say Santa Claus do not exist
3p: Color coordinated poodles with your hair
5p: How much time do I have?

15. Do you exercise?

1p: Oh yes, I am an aerobics instructor. Ah one, uh two..
3p: Uhm well... Does dart in the pub count?
5p: AAAAKK!!! Again!! BLASPHEMER!!

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