• Cocktail umbrellas hold the secrets of the universe
• Always fight with the underdog -- it's more exciting when you don't know if you're going to win
• Spanish is the only romance language
• Irresponsibility is an art which takes an eternity to perfect
• Why brush your hair when you can get someone else to do it for you
• Always keep a spare on hand, just in case
• Irreverence doesn't make you a bad person
• Promises made under duress don't count
• Candles give off the most flattering light
• Bangs are sexy
• Chicks dig leather, motorcycles, and guys in black
• Always keep your flashbacks to yourself
• The best reason to do anything is because you can
• If the building's abandoned -- move in!
• Cell phones are a *good* thing
• Always make friends with someone who'll let you use their shower, or with someone who will build you one
• Cars are sexier with fins
• Long, slow camera shots of guitars can be very inspiring