Favorite Quotes from Dopplegängland

Anya: For a thousand years I wielded the powers of The Wish. I brought ruin to the heads of unfaithful men. I brought forth destruction and chaos for the pleasure of the lower beings. I was feared and worshipped across the mortal globe. And now I'm stuck at Sunnydale High. Mortal. Child. And I'm flunking math.

Buffy: The Watchers Council shrink is heavy into tests. He's got tests for everything. T.A.T.s, Rorschach, associative logic...He even has that test to see if you're crazy that asks if you ever hear voices or you ever wanted to be a florist.
Willow: Ooo, I used to want...Wait. Florist means crazy, right? I never wanted to do that.

Willow: "Buff. I'm storming off. It doesn't really work if you come with me."

Giles: She was truly the finest of all of us.
Xander: Way better than me.
Giles: Much, much better.

Buffy: Willow, you're alive?
Willow: Aren't I usually?

Giles: Well, uh... something... something, um, very strange is happening.
Xander: Can you believe the Watchers Council let this guy go?

Willow: Oh, right. Me and Oz play 'Mistress of Pain' every night.

Vamp Willow (meeting the real Willow): "Well, look at me. I'm all fuzzy."

Angel: Willow's dead...Hey, Willow...Wait a second.

Willow: It's horrible! That's me as a vampire? I'm so evil and... skanky. And I think I'm kinda gay.

Willow (looking down at her cleavage): "Gosh, look at those!"

Anya: Vampires. Always thinking with your teeth.

Xander: So, um, in your reality, I'm like this bad-ass vampire, huh? People afraid of me? Oh, yeah. I'm bad.

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