Bloody Alcoholic Drinks

Ingredients:
1 shot Southern Comfort
1/2 shot Grenadine
7-Up

Mixing Instructions:
Drop shot glass of Southern Comfort into lowball glass mixed with 7-UP and grenadine. Slam it!!!

Ingredients:
 1-2 oz Cointreau
 Some Cherry Advocaat

Mixing Instructions:
Pour Cointreau into glass. Using a spoon, drop the Cherry Advocaat in so it sits on the bottom of the glass. Making sure you have a straw handy, throw the shot back, place the glass on the nearest table and quickly cover the opening of the glass with your hand. Stick the straw between the fingers covering the glass and suck!

Ingredients:
1 part Jägermeister
1 part Goldschlager
1 part Irish whiskey (Jameson's)
1 part Jack Daniels

Mixing Instructions:
Layer all 4 ingredients in shot glass. In this order Jägermeister, Goldschlager, Jameson's and Jack Daniels.

Ingredients:
1 oz Tequila (Cuervo)
1 oz Spiced rum (Captain Morgan's)
1 dash Grenadine
2 dashes Tabasco sauce
Fill with Cranberry juice (Ocean Spray)

Mixing Instructions:
Start with ice filled beer mug. Add tabasco first. Shake twice, a bad blend is terrible!

Ingredients:
2 shots Vodka
1 shot Triple sec
1 shot Sour mix
 4 oz Orange juice
4 oz Fruit punch

Mixing Instructions:
Fill glass half full of ice Pour in vodka, triple sec, sour mix, OJ, and fruit punch Stir, or shake

Ingredients:
1 oz Tequila
2 oz Tomato juice
1 dash Lemon juice
1 dash Tabasco sauce
1 dash Celery salt
1 slice Lemon

Mixing Instructions:
Shake all ingredients (except lemon slice) with cracked ice and strain into an old-fashioned glass over ice cubes. Add the slice of lemon and serve.

Ingredients:
1 1/2 oz Vodka
3 oz Tomato juice
1 dash Lemon juice
1/2 tsp Worcestershire sauce
2-3 drops Tabasco sauce
1 wedge Lime

Mixing Instructions:
Shake all ingredients (except lime wedge) with ice and strain into an old-fashioned glass over ice cubes. Add salt and pepper to taste. Add the wedge of lime and serve.

Ingredients:
1 part Bourbon
1 part Orange juice
1 part Tomato juice
1 dash Soda water
2 cubes crushed Ice

Mixing Instructions:
Pour the ingredients in a glass, stir, and if available decorate with a bloody glove.

Ingredients:
1 part Cognac (Hennessy)
1 part Red Passion Alizé

Mixing Instructions: Mix and Drink

Ingredients:
1 1/2 oz Yukon Jack
1 1/2 oz Tequila
1 1/2 oz Vodka
1 oz Tomato juice (V-8)
1 oz Bailey's Irish cream
1/2 oz Lemon juice

Mixing Instructions:
Mix Yukon Jack, tequila, and vodka (all chilled) in a cocktail glass. Add room temperature V-8 tomato juice without mixing. Strain Irish cream on top and then splash with lemon juice to curdle giving drink a cotton-like texture.

Ingredients:
3 oz V8 juice
2-3 drops Tabasco sauce
1 pinch Salt
1 pinch Pepper
1 stick Celery

Mixing Instructions:
Pour V8 into glass, add Tabasco and stir with celery stalk. Sprinkle on salt and pepper. Enjoy.

Ingredients:
50 ml Red wine, cold
50 ml Coca-Cola, cold

Mixing Instructions:
Pour both ingredients together and mix well. Serve cold.

Ingredients:
3 oz Club soda
3 oz Absolut Vodka
4 oz Aftershock

Mixing Instructions:
In a twelve ounce glass, mix all ingredients and serve.

Ingredients:
2 cl Aquavit
2 cl Tia maria
Fill with Sprite or 7-Up
Ice cubes

Mixing Instructions:
Pour Aquavit and Tia Maria over ice, fill with Sprite/7-Up and stir.

Ingredients:
4 cups Apple-cranberry juice
2 cups Orange juice
1 tsp whole Cloves
1 stick Cinnamon
3-4 Allspice berries
1-2 tblsp Sugar to taste

Mixing Instructions:
Bring to a boil in a saucepan and reduce heat to simmer. Simmer gently for 15 minutes, stirring and muttering appropriate incantations. Serve in ghoulish glasses, garnish with an orange slice if desired.

Ingredients:
2 oz Vodka (Inferno or Pepper Pot)
1 oz Dry Vermouth
2 oz Clamato juice
1 tblsp Olive juice
2 Olive
2 cubes Ice

Mixing Instructions:
Put all ingredients into a shaker, except olives, and shake until shaker is frosted. Pour into cocktail glass, add olives and serve.

1. Get your girlfriend to give you a fresh blood drenched tampon, if you two are sensual about morbid topics. Or, you can beg to change tampons for her, as a token of devotion. Wives will do too, especially if not yours. If you don't have access to a girlfriend or nubile wife, then it may be a bit of a problem.
2. Soak the bloody tampon in a prepared strawberry juice (available from health food stores.). Put it in a small shaker and shake vigorously. Throw a pinch of tequila for taste.
3. Pour the purée into a Popsicle mold, and drop the tampon in. Put it in a freezer. Serve when frozen.

This makes a great thirst quencher for two in a hot summer.  For those gutsy, coat it with fresh love juice.

18. Bloody Tampon Vodka

In winter times, you may want to try a bloody tampon vodka. This drink is not only enticing to the heart but also to the eye. Pour the vodka in a crystal shot glass. Pull the tampon out of her vagina and drop it right into the drink slowly. Watch the physics of osmosis in action. Drink when the whole glass is in one color.

However, since this involves blood, all cautions of blood sport apply. (in particular, she must be healthy.) Do your homework on the web. I am not responsible if you get sick or catch disease.